Showing posts with label butt jeans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label butt jeans. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Pajama Jeans make 'Casual Fridays' even more relaxed

"...Designer jeans can bunch and pinch." True. If you need to go a size up.

For you ladies who find jeans "uncomfortable," allow me to introduce the Pajama Jean. A pant so comfortable, the makers swear they feel like sweats. Unfortunately, I think they also look a bit like workout pants. Unless you are long and lean like the Pajama Jean models in the video below, folks are likely to notice you are wearing fake jeans.


Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Panties to make yo' Booty Pop

If you have a sagging derriere, padded help is on the way.

These new Booty Pop panties promise to "give you a lift to create sexy curves."

(I love how the commercial shows a man staring at a woman's rear as she passes by. You know, because that never happens without the Booty Pop. Imagine his surprise once he gets her home and her butt is nothing more than a pair of 1980s shoulder pads. I am sure the disappointment will be fleeting.)

If you don't have the money for Booty Pop panties, you might try a trick a girl I knew in high school used. She would layer on the panties to add a little junk in her trunk. (I never got the appeal. I wanted to be size 0 at the time and have as tiny a rear as possible.)

I digress.

So, without further adieu ... I present the Booty Pop.



(Thanks S.)

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Is your butt winking at me?

Want a new way to give the boy's "bedroom eyes"? Check out Winkers, the jeans that give your ass something to say.



(I suggest turning the volume down. The music track is more annoying than the jeans. Scroll through to avoid long scenes. But, don't miss the cheetah face. It's a gem.)