Flaunt that sexy beach body

My friend "Roxanne" has a problem with my bathing suit. She says it's too "sporty." I say it's great for moving around at the beach and for hiding problem areas, i.e. my thighs.

She is pushing me to get a new "sexier" suit. So, I am considering.

Here is a great suit for gals like me who are a bit apprehensive to bare it all. This one-piece conceals the tummy area and the keyhole top adds a splash of sex. Best part of all, the busy swirl pattern keeps the eye moving and off problem areas.

Adult unitards make me GaGa

I loved to rock the unitard when I was a kid. My favorite was this navy crushed velvet number I wore to my jazz dance class. It was so hot!

Literally.

But then something funny happened one day. I TURNED 9 and realized that adults - who weren't CRAZY - did not regularly wear unitards. And if they did, they sure as hell weren't wearing them in public.

Enter Lady GaGa! (And the crazy man at right)

I truthfully enjoy the Queen of the Unitard's hits ( I recommend "Just Dance" and "Poker Face" for the treadmill to get your caboose moving). But the jury is out on her uber unique look. Unless she is going to perform an Olympic floor routine while singing (which would be awesome), I think she should tack on a skirt.

I'm just saying.

Thoughts? I will give the girl this: she has amazing legs!

Check out the images below and form your own opinion.