Love wasting money and being the butt of family jokes? Then I have a product for you!Snuggie fans can rejoice. A little known manufacturer of crappy products, 20/20 Vision Management, is releasing the Wearable Towel, so cleverly advertised as "the towel with arm openings!"
"At first glance, it looks like a towel and well, it is! But it's so much more. The Wearable Towel consists only of three arm openings which are placed along the side of the towel," a news release from the company said.
WHOA! HOLD UP! THREE ARM OPENINGS?!? What the hell do you do with the extra opening? WAIT! Don't answer that.
"We simply made the towel better," said Zoni Stein, president and CEO of 20/20 VM in the press release. Stein also claims to be the creative thinker who manifested this brainchild, errr, Snuggie rip off.
And guess what? It gets better. You can look like a dork in four colors!
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