Eww! Is that Poo-Pourri?

It's amazing the crap people e-mail me (pun intended).

Last week I got this gem: "Breathe Easy One and All, When You Hear Nature’s Call" ... with organic Poo=Pourri bathroom spray.

SAY WHAT?!?!

"You wipe your bathroom surfaces with organic cleaner, but something else is not in sync: the aerosol spray you use after you go to the bathroom," a press release from the Dallas company said. "Nature’s Call is sprayed directly into the toilet bowl before you go to trap and eradicate embarrassing odors at the source."

Additionally, "Poo-Pourri Nature’s Call is a natural blend of Organic essential oils that create a film on the surface of toilet water, trapping odor at its source and eliminating it, instead of masking it."

Awesome! Cause' folks love it when you crush their bathroom and leave a film in the toilet. I am thinking about marketing the "(Butt)crack window opener" and a "Doody free candle collection."

Think anyone would give them a run?

Go on, tell dad he stinks this Father's Day

The Day of Dads is rapidly approaching.
And if you are looking high and low for the most unique (and awful) Father's Day gift for good ol' dad, you're in luck.

The Brondell corporation is hoping you'll consider the Breeza Deodorizing Toilet Seat for pop June 21.

"Rather than giving the same old shirt and tie, give the gift that everyone in the household will appreciate, a toilet seat that eliminates any manly odors the moment that he takes a seat," a news release I received from Brondell reads.

Another line continues: "This Father’s Day, present the man of the house with an opportunity to leave his throne smelling like flowers. Throw the matches away and present Daddy-O with a Breeza from Brondell."

Call me crazy, but this gift STINKS!