Showing posts with label breast. Show all posts
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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Here's a nightmare: The cleavage Kush

Maybe I am not "blessed" enough to to need a Kush Support - dubbed "The natural rest for the breast."

Otherwise, known by me, as the latest marketing gimmick created for Americans to piss away their money. I am certain the makers of Kush would disagree - probably offering to divide and conquer our differences of opinion.

Here's what they have to say about their product:
"While lying on her side, a womans (sic) body fights the forces of gravity, forcing one breast to rest on top of the other. Anatomically contoured to gently cushion and support the weight of her breasts, a Kush Support relieves the pressure that can cause discomfort and helps to ease restlessness."

Yikes! Who knew gravity was such a bitch?

The makers also describe the Kush as "the comfortable nighttime companion" - a line that made me laugh for reasons too inappropriate to share on this blog. You can insert your own jokes as you watch the video below.