Put the V in Valentine's with a vulva pendant

Can't decide what to get your lady friend for Valentine's Day?

VulvaLoveLovely, an artist listed on Etsy.com, can make your gal a custom pendant of her va-jay-jay.

"Each piece is an original, one of a kind hand sculpted image of its owner," the artist writes on their Etsy page.

For $48, you can e-mail 2-3 photos of your vulva to the artist. A customized pendant will then be crafted by the artist and finished with a protective satin glaze. You can customize your pendant with a choker necklace or chain.

"Take pleasure in the fact that when someone tells you that your necklace is beautiful, they are really saying they think your Vulva is the bees knees."

Save 40% on entire Walgreen's photo purchase

Smiles are sweeter than kisses this Valentine's Day, according to Walgreen's.

Now through Saturday, you can save 40% on your entire photo order by entering the coupon code SMILE40.

Walgreen's photo products include cards, posters, calendars, books and mugs. You can use the online code up to 5 times on seperate orders.

'Mickey Mouse' hands get touchy-feely this Valentine's

Want to ensure your girlfriend kicks your butt to the curb this Valentine's Day?

Then invest in this little gem: The Hug E Gram.


(Thanks. S)

It's creepy how the little 'Hug E' hands look like they once belonged to a stuffed Mickey Mouse doll. I like to imagine some tragic mishap in a Disney factory led to the creation of this fine display of love.

So tell us. What are you getting your sweetheart for Valentine's?