Friday, July 24, 2009

Fight the job interview frump and 'Glazed donut' makeup

Here is a list compiled by the Associated Press on interviewing fashion tips, do’s and don’ts for guys.

— Suit or no suit?
Suits and ties are acceptable for most interviews, but slacks and blazers are fine too. A tie? It depends on the office culture. With the exception of gigs where you are expected to radiate hip, a tie is a safe bet.

— Can a guy be too conservative?
Yes. A young guy interviewing for a job as a member of a technology sales team, for example, might want to reconsider the pinstriped suit, the French cuffs, the Rolex, and the expensive English wingtips.
You can be too distracting while channeling your inner Don Draper.
A get-up like something seen on “Mad Men” might cause employers to think the candidate will be looking for too large of a salary.

— Details matter
Press that shirt. Make sure the shoes look like they have seen polish in the past year. And, please see a barber and shave.

Now, a list by me for ladies looking for a new gig:

— Fight the frump
Just like guys, your first impression is everything. Make sure your dress, skirt or pantsuit is crisp and pressed.

— Wear it well
If it’s too tight or you fill like a stuffed sausage in your “interview” suit you bought a decade ago, it’s time to go shopping.

— Don’t overpower
Red has always been a forbidden color for interview attire. Add to that list perfume. A lot more people then you would think are sensitive to smells. Don’t risk blowing a job interview because you just can’t stand to leave home without Giorgio Armani.

— Make-up control
There is something I like to call the “glazed donut” face. Essentially, it’s a woman who cakes on the makeup. In short, don’t do that when interviewing!
You have the weekend to smear on the base and blacken your eyes with dark eye shadow.
Think minimal when heading to a job interview, unless you are being considered for a theatrical production or plan to dance provocatively near a pole.

Monday, July 20, 2009

FAVORITE OF THE WEEK: Corona Light

I like a night out with the gang as much as any girl.
I also like to watch my calories.

My two favorite calorie-friendly beers to take to backyard barbecues are Corona Light and Michelob Ultra.

One bottle of Corona Light contains 105 calories; the regular Corona Extra is 148.

The Ultra is even lighter, weighing in at 96 calories per bottle.

While I enjoy both, the Corona Light takes the favorite cake because it tastes just like Corona Extra. A little salt and a wedge of lime is all you need for a great drink.

So go ahead, save those beer calories so you can splurge on the hot dog.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Flaunt that sexy beach body

My friend "Roxanne" has a problem with my bathing suit. She says it's too "sporty." I say it's great for moving around at the beach and for hiding problem areas, i.e. my thighs.

She is pushing me to get a new "sexier" suit. So, I am considering.

Here is a great suit for gals like me who are a bit apprehensive to bare it all. This one-piece conceals the tummy area and the keyhole top adds a splash of sex. Best part of all, the busy swirl pattern keeps the eye moving and off problem areas.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

FAVORITE OF THE WEEK: Hello Hydration

I have a new summer shampoo favorite to share with y'all.

After a recent weekend trek to my Dad's place in Tyler, I came across a bottle of Herbal Essences' Hello Hydration shampoo that my sister left behind.

The 2 in 1 shampoo+conditioner is great for girls on the go or gals like me who have a short pixie cut.

Best part, aside from the soft bounce in your hair, is the smell. My boyfriend raves about the orchid and coconut milk fragrance, adding that he thought my Pantene ProV smelled "too chemically."

The 2 in 1 bottle is around $3.50 and the almost empty bottle I snatched from my Dad's has lasted me more than a month.

Got a shampoo recommendation? Share in the comments.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Eww! Is that Poo-Pourri?

It's amazing the crap people e-mail me (pun intended).

Last week I got this gem: "Breathe Easy One and All, When You Hear Nature’s Call" ... with organic Poo=Pourri bathroom spray.

SAY WHAT?!?!

"You wipe your bathroom surfaces with organic cleaner, but something else is not in sync: the aerosol spray you use after you go to the bathroom," a press release from the Dallas company said. "Nature’s Call is sprayed directly into the toilet bowl before you go to trap and eradicate embarrassing odors at the source."

Additionally, "Poo-Pourri Nature’s Call is a natural blend of Organic essential oils that create a film on the surface of toilet water, trapping odor at its source and eliminating it, instead of masking it."

Awesome! Cause' folks love it when you crush their bathroom and leave a film in the toilet. I am thinking about marketing the "(Butt)crack window opener" and a "Doody free candle collection."

Think anyone would give them a run?

Saturday, July 11, 2009

That's a Howl of an ugly shirt

Debbie Rowe, Michael Jackson’s ex wife, made a number of headlines this week.

Undoubtedly, most media outlets turned their attention to her after she announced plans to seek custody of Jackson’s two eldest children, Paris and Prince.

Rowe is really of no consequence to me. I only hope the kids end up where they choose to be and where they will be well cared for.

Truth be told, Rowe didn’t really make my radar this week until photos surfaced of her wearing a “Three Wolf Moon” T-shirt while tending a horse in California.

I am by no means a fashionista. And like most of you, I have slum clothes I wear when painting or doing laborious projects around the house. So, I am not judging Rowe’s work clothes, just her taste.

I have seen a number of local ladies as of late sporting wolf T-shirts. I guess I don’t understand the new phenomenon.

Just Google searching the words “Wolf” and “T-shirt” brought up more than 100,000 horrid results.

Did you know you can buy a wolf and Indian princess T-shirt or a tank top bearing the image of a silhouetted angel wolf online?

If you really want to go wild, score a T-shirt print of an oversized wolf head snuggled among the stars as it watches over humans below.

Can anyone say CREEPY?

I have become so fixated lately about wolf shirts that I casually mentioned to one of my co-workers that the wolves seem to be breeding in Southeast Texas, more and more shirts springing to life everyday.

Later, he sent me this text message:
“I just saw a wolf shirt, possible coyote. They must make them in one size, so they cover the kneecaps. Fancy.”

Fancy indeed!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Adult unitards make me GaGa

I loved to rock the unitard when I was a kid. My favorite was this navy crushed velvet number I wore to my jazz dance class. It was so hot!

Literally.

But then something funny happened one day. I TURNED 9 and realized that adults - who weren't CRAZY - did not regularly wear unitards. And if they did, they sure as hell weren't wearing them in public.

Enter Lady GaGa! (And the crazy man at right)

I truthfully enjoy the Queen of the Unitard's hits ( I recommend "Just Dance" and "Poker Face" for the treadmill to get your caboose moving). But the jury is out on her uber unique look. Unless she is going to perform an Olympic floor routine while singing (which would be awesome), I think she should tack on a skirt.

I'm just saying.

Thoughts? I will give the girl this: she has amazing legs!

Check out the images below and form your own opinion.






Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Dance Your Ass Off

I have a new obsession ... And it will get yo ass moving.

A girl friend and I stumbled across Oxygen's Dance Your Ass Off this past week while hanging out. I am hooked!

Check out contestant Karla's retro moves below. The show's stars might be battling the bulge, but they are winning the groove war. See for your self:





Scroll to the 1 min. mark to see just the dance. Girl does the snake y'all! So awesome!

Monday, July 6, 2009

Dress like a cow, save some moolah

Forget that it's like a thousand degrees outside. Friday, Chick-fil-A on Dowlen Road will reward customers "fully dressed as cows, from head to hoof" with a free meal.

Sure, you'll need to bring clothes to change into before heading back to work or wherever it is you go to reclaim your dignity, but dressing as a cow in public is sure to entertain.

For those who have too much pride to come cow clad, Chick-fil-A will reward customers wearing cow attire, such as a cow-spotted scarf, purse, hat or other accessory with a free entree.

But wait, there's more!

Customer Appreciation Week runs today through Friday. Here's what you need to know to save some moolah:

• Monday, July 6, 6:30 a.m. – 10 p.m.: Keep Your Receipt – Receipts from this date can be turned in at the restaurant Aug. 1 – 31 as free coupons for the same order.

• Tuesday, July 7, 5 p.m. – 8 p.m.: Cow Costume Family Night – Children will receive cow spots, masks and "Eat Mor Chikin" sign boards to help create their costumes. Children will also receive a free Kid’s Meal with the purchase of a Chick-fil-A Meal.

• Wednesday, July 8, 6:30 a.m. – 10:30 a.m.: Free Breakfast – Customers will receive a free Chick-fil-A® Chicken Biscuit (no purchase necessary, limit one per customer.

• Thursday, July 9, 8 a.m.: First 100 – The first 100 customers 18-years and older lined up at the store at 6 a.m. on Friday, July 10 will receive free Chick-fil-A for a year (52 free Chick-fil-A® Chicken Sandwich coupons). Registration begins at 8 p.m. on Thursday, July 9.

• Friday, July 10, 6:30 a.m. – 10 p.m.: Cow Appreciation Day – Customers fully dressed as cows will receive a free Chick-fil-A Meal and customers partially dressed as cows will receive a free Chick-fil-A entrée; Special Cow Appreciation Day events include:
o 5 p.m.: Cow Piñata
o 5:15 p.m.: Cow Bingo and Cow Cake cutting
o 6 p.m.: Cow Costume Contest
o 7 p.m.: Concert by Dewinter
o 8 p.m.: Concert by The Loch

So eat up and have fun!