Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Eww! Is that Poo-Pourri?

It's amazing the crap people e-mail me (pun intended).

Last week I got this gem: "Breathe Easy One and All, When You Hear Nature’s Call" ... with organic Poo=Pourri bathroom spray.

SAY WHAT?!?!

"You wipe your bathroom surfaces with organic cleaner, but something else is not in sync: the aerosol spray you use after you go to the bathroom," a press release from the Dallas company said. "Nature’s Call is sprayed directly into the toilet bowl before you go to trap and eradicate embarrassing odors at the source."

Additionally, "Poo-Pourri Nature’s Call is a natural blend of Organic essential oils that create a film on the surface of toilet water, trapping odor at its source and eliminating it, instead of masking it."

Awesome! Cause' folks love it when you crush their bathroom and leave a film in the toilet. I am thinking about marketing the "(Butt)crack window opener" and a "Doody free candle collection."

Think anyone would give them a run?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

what does this crap (pun intended) have to do with being "trendy on a dime?" you and your mom blogger friend are really wasting space both in print and on the 'net. do you not have anything else to do? or is the waste of space the only thing you two wannabe reporters know how to do? if i were your publisher, you both would be out work unless you could show me your ability to write something other than the junk i've read. my, my, my how the emptyprize has changed since i was there. with drivel like this, it's truly becoming empty.