Thursday, February 4, 2010

Put the V in Valentine's with a vulva pendant

Can't decide what to get your lady friend for Valentine's Day?

VulvaLoveLovely, an artist listed on Etsy.com, can make your gal a custom pendant of her va-jay-jay.

"Each piece is an original, one of a kind hand sculpted image of its owner," the artist writes on their Etsy page.

For $48, you can e-mail 2-3 photos of your vulva to the artist. A customized pendant will then be crafted by the artist and finished with a protective satin glaze. You can customize your pendant with a choker necklace or chain.

"Take pleasure in the fact that when someone tells you that your necklace is beautiful, they are really saying they think your Vulva is the bees knees."

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. That is definitely a unique gift.

Anonymous said...

I'll just clean out my lint screen for mine.

Anonymous said...

wow, can they do one for men too? i have photos....

Anonymous said...

nothing like a little advertising

Anonymous said...

Necklace not necklass.

Anonymous said...

It looks to me like some half-chewed bazooka bubble gum was used to make the pendants. Where's the little man in the boat?

Anonymous said...

If these are supposed to be a perfect match of my girlfriend's "tulips", will there a pendant size limit?

Anonymous said...

If my boyfriend likes my privates enough to make a necklace then...let HIM wear it!

Anonymous said...

Loose lips sink ships!

Anonymous said...

Maybe Im just a little old fashioned but this is just inappropriate and to say the least, very distasteful.

Anonymous said...

V for vulgar at the Beaumont Hustler. I think your column is a new low for the newspaper. There could be several young girls who read this column. This is very distasteful, inappropriate to say the least.

Matty D said...

RE: Anonymous 6:26

Exactly how would this be offensive to young girls? I think you're overreacting. This is a great blog! Just look at all the recall/safety info it presents!

So this isn't your cup of tea. Click away from it and move on with your life!