It’s a Snuggie holiday conspiracy.
Retailers must have met in a seedy back alley in October and decided to collectively shove Snuggies down our throats this Christmas.
Leopard print Snuggies are falling off shelves at Walgreen’s, Target is pushing the breast cancer survivor Snuggie, and every big-box retailer in between is hocking a Snuggie made for dogs. (Dogs already have a built in Snuggie, folks. It’s called fur!)
I think retailers missed the mark this year, though. Don’t they know it ’tis the season for Jumpin’ Jammerz, footed pajamas for adults? Oh yes. You read correctly. Footed pajamas are no longer just for kiddos and weird folks with fetishes.
According to Jumpin Jammerz’ Web site: "Jumpin Jammerz is leading the way in footed sleepwear with a vast array of fun prints, styles, fabrics and colors!"
"Our Jammerz have been worn by an ever growing list of celebrities, including Joan Cusack, Dakota Fanning, Vanessa Lengies, and have been spotted on ‘Saturday Night Live,’ ‘The Ellen DeGeneres’ show and made it into the ultra elite grab-bags at the 2007 Oscars!"
Something makes me think "Saturday Night Live" cast members were not wearing Jammerz in a serious sketch. And who the heck is Vanessa Lengies? (I looked her up. She’s been in a few episodes of "Hawthorne" and made one
appearance on "Medium." Jammerz might be using the term "celebrity" with Lengies a little loosely.)
appearance on "Medium." Jammerz might be using the term "celebrity" with Lengies a little loosely.)
Sorry, I digress.
Jammerz, with styles ranging from "Firetrucks" to "Crazy Monkey," start at $45.
Oh and ladies, Jammerz also come in "Sexy Sheer" for $60. And, nothing is hotter than fabric covering every inch of your body, except for your face.
Oh and ladies, Jammerz also come in "Sexy Sheer" for $60. And, nothing is hotter than fabric covering every inch of your body, except for your face.
Getting back to the Snuggie craze of 2009, Jumpin Jammerz is marketing their own version of the blanket with sleeves. You can order a Silly Blanket in Leopard Skin, Pink Cheetah or Red Camo for $19.95.
Bet that Pink Cheetah looks wild with the "Sexy Sheer" Jammerz!
1 comment:
hey, not all dogs have fur enough to keep them warm, think beagles, chichuas, boston terriors, the list goes on . . . this is such wasted space, and what, 49.95 is trendy on a "dime"? do you write about anything else, or is drivel all you know? oh, wait, you know how to take shots and volunteer bell ringers, i forgot. just sayin'.
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