Friday, December 11, 2009

Nothing says the holidays like suffocating a baby

Admittedly, I don't have children. So, maybe my reaction to the Princess Collection Princess Take Along Baby is all wrong:

Who in the hell would buy this for their kids!?!
Trendy reader Roxanne sent me this divine find from the CVS Web Site. For $7.99 you can teach your little girl how to kill a baby. "Yes, Sally. Babies love it when you store them in a confined space with limited air."

It's like Take Along Baby was ripped from local headlines. Remember Thanksgiving 2003 when a high school age mother stuffed her newborn in her Port Neches-Groves band bag? The baby, created with the girl's own brother, died of suffocation.

She got 12 years for capital murder and her brother got probation for having an inappropriate relationship with his sister.

Makes me wonder if good ol' mom just didn't know babies are not supposed to be zipped up in backpacks. Before you pick up toys this year for the kiddos, remember dysfunction starts at home.




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